Hannah Brown Banged in a Windmill and Twitter Lost Its Mind
by Simon Delott at . Updated at .Despite Hannah Brown's continuing frustrations with Luke Parker's penchant for drama, he survived another episode.
But the amazing promo revealed that his luck was about to run out.
The Bachelorette fans watched in awe as the teaser for next week showed Hannah clap back at Luke P's slut-shaming.
With a smile on her face, she revealed that she had boned in a windmill.
The revelation was so sensational and was delivered so well that fans lost their minds on Twitter.
Take a look at the amazing responses below:
1. Guess what Hannah did?
Luke Parker's ugly issues with control and jealousy rose to the surface and he confronted Hannah, telling her that if she had had the audacity to have sex with any of the men she's dating, he would want to break up with her.
2. It was the final straw
Hannah had taken issue with some of Luke P's behavior before, but this was IT.
3. How DARE he?
"How dare I be judged by a man," Hannah exclaimed. Great words -- but the best was yet to come.
4. She f--ked in a windmill
She told Luke Parker because she wanted to throw it in his face after he had the audacity to try to scold her about dating other men.
5. Twitter couldn't handle this moment
This is one of my favorite memes, it's been very popular in 2019, and it absolutely encapsulates everyone's thoughts on Hannah. Well, everyone but Luke Parker.
6. Hannah's line really won over fans
It's normal for the Bachelor Nation to, like Colton Underwood, be a little on the fence at times. But "I f--ked in a windmill" really drew people back.
7. Immortal words
Honestly? We've heard much worse ideas for a tattoo. That said, you might want to actually do the deed before you have it written on your skin.
8. Let's not forget the other good lines
I do hope that more people reply to things with "how dare I be judged by a man." Maybe not in an actual courtroom, though.
9. Fans were losing their minds
This is another great meme (actually, two memes came from the same short video) that really encapsulates the Bachelor Nation's response to Hannah's big reveal.
10. Move over, Colton
Colton's fence-jumping was so nuts that there were full-length posts describing the moment circulating on Tumblr, where almost no one cares about The Bachelor. Hannah's big moment is even wilder.
11. Hannah is outdoing herself
As this astute tweet points out, Hannah keeps saying great lines and then surpassing them. She's a Bachelor Fam icon.
12. Fans can't look away
You know when you accidentally quit a show because you fall behind and just can't bring yourself to catch up? Well, no danger of that happening with next week's ep.
13. The beast was surely unleashed
Viewers were cheering on Hannah -- which was as much about their affection for Hannah as about the almost universal dislike for Luke.
14. Her mind ...
As the meme says, Hannah's mind is so powerful, and people are bowing down at her outstanding power move.
15. Luke P, is that you?
We're kidding -- this guy is formerly of Buzzfeed and was just playing around, rather than trying to slut-shame Hannah like the actual Luke was.
16. "Windmill" seemed so random
This infamous meme was spawned by a different reality show, but it certainly applies here
17. Fans were stunned
Even a pleasant surprise can render you absolutely speechless
18. You know who would never judge Hannah?
Real talk: we don't need to drag Grocery Store Joe into literally every conversation.
19. You know who 100% wouldn't judge Hannah?
Tyler C was spotted "liking" tweets in support of Hannah after the promo aired. What a guy. Not a controlling creep and ALSO not a notorious cheater who strung his girlfriend along for weeks and also cheated on her before turning around and being dishonest with Hannah. If you don't know what I'm talking about here ... you will. Anyway, good for Tyler.
20. Some people misheard
She didn't BANG AN ACTUAL WINDMILL. We know that the bleeping can cut into surrounding dialogue, but she banged inside of one. Subtitles are your friends, folks. Normalize subtitles.
21. W I N D M I L L
People couldn't get over it. She could have said anything there. Uber. Ferris wheel. Laundromat. But she went with the most sensational, funniest thing that came to mind.
22. Okay ... but who was it?
Fans immediately wanted to know which dude.
23. First of all, it's a hint at which guy she chooses
A lot of leading men and leading ladies hook up with multiple suitors -- which is smart, and also normal for people who are dating. But even if you don't follow The Bachelorette Spoilers, you know that which guy she banged may help narrow down guesses as to her eventual fiance.
24. Also, people are naturally curious
A lot of viewers have crushes -- on suitors, on Hannah, or on both. It's natural for people to be nosy about which hot people boned, especially when the location of said boning is so unique.
25. And they didn't have long to wait
Twitter sleuths rewound the episode and looked at old footage to get their answer.
26. It had to be Jed, right?
You see Jed, you see windmills. It's not hard to put two and two together.
27. Fans reached consensus
Given all that we've heard about Jed recently, Hannah may now feel bittersweet about the windmill banging. Or maybe not.
28. That's not to say that everyone was pleased
Hannah, Tyler is RIGHT THERE. But whose to say that she and Tyler didn't also bang? Don't let your hopes die out, folks. Maybe she and Tyler banged in an elevator. You never know.
