Simply put, you should beware of Florida Man.
As documented below, males who reside in The Sunshine State have made a habit of getting in trouble with the law in ridiculous, over-the-top, often impossible-to-believe ways.
Such as what, you may be wondering?
Such as these 100% real examples. We're not kidding. These are real.
You Shouldn't Inject Heroin Anywhere...
... but especially not here.
Isn't It Ironic?
No? It's just insane and dangerous? Oh, right.
He nearly killed 'em with every detail in this story!
If This Isn't an Emergency, What Is?
Seriously. We're talking PBR here, folks.
Say My Name!
I said MY name!
What, I Just Wanted Some Pussy?
To sit next to me, that is.