Farrah Abraham won't be winning any mother of the year awards anytime soon, and yet when it comes time to fire a shot at one of her Teen Mom OG rivals, insulting their parenting is always her favorite tactic.
For the past year, the Farrah vs. Amber Portwood feud has been raging like a wild fire, and it doesn't look like we'll be seeing a truce at any point in the near future.
This means, of course, that Farrah has been attacking Amber's parenting at every opportunity.
And this week, she launched one of her most brutal tirades yet...
Believe it or not, there was a time when Farrah and Amber got along. Obviously, those days are long gone...
Amber and Farrah squared off at the Teen Mom OG reunion show in 2016, and while they weren't exactly besties in the months leading up to the altercation, afterwards they were full-blown enemies.
In recent months, Farrah has talked every kind of trash imaginable to Farrah. She's insulted her appearance, and congratulaed her ex, Matt Baier, after he and Amber broke up.
Amber Fires Back
Amber has talked some smack of her own, accusing Farrah of being an alcoholic and a cokehead.
The Queen of Mean
But Amber is simply no match for Farrah when it comes to issuing crushing takedowns. Say what you will about Ms. Abraham, the woman knows how to talk trash.
Hitting Where It Hurts
In her latest tirade, Farrah hit Amber where she's most vulnerable, echoing recent viewer criticisms in brutal fashion...
The Big News
On this week's episode of Teen Mom OG, Amber learned that she's expecting a child with boyfriend Andrew Glennon. Her first baby daddy, Gary Shirley, did not take the news well.
What's the Rush?
"She should have waited," Gary remarked, after reading up on Andrew's incredibly sketchy past. "She should have taken more time with Leah and focused on her responsibility of being a mom."
Gary Goes Off
"My issues never came and stopped me from being a dad," Gary went on. "I don't have the option to not be a parent, but you could go off and do what you want to do."
What's the Deal With Andrew?
Like Farrah and many Teen Mom viewers, Gary was critical of Amber for not seeing her daughter all summer due to depression--yet still finding plenty of time to start a new relationship with Glennon.
Get 'Em, Gary
According to his new partner, Kristina, Amber's daughter Leah remarked, "Mommy don't come around because she's too depressed, but then all of a sudden she brings over Andrew. If she was too depressed to see me, why wasn't she too depressed to find a new man?" It's anyone's guess as to whether Leah really made those comments, but needless to say, Gary was pissed.
Farrah & Gary vs. Amber
Clearly, Farrah watched the episode in delight, and she eagerly took to social media to support Gary in his war of words against.
Shout Out to Gary!
"Claps to @ItsGaryTime @mtv listen I was depressed I was was a single parent you said it straight Gary! Worst mom award Amber," Farrah tweeted.
From there things got really weird. As is so often the case, it's tough to tell exactly what Farrah was saying, but we know it wasn't complimentary to Amber.
Tell Us What You REALLY Think!
"AMBER just f-cking admit you planned your pregnancy lmao this is so pathetic F-CK TEEN MOM ! Enjoy the bonus for your new kid and pay your owed child support!" Farrah tweeted.
By "got pregnant on purpose" we think Farrah is trying to accuse Amber of getting pregnant to appease Teen Mom OG producers and give herself more screen time. Needless to say, Amber was less than thrilled with the allegation.
Amber Attacks Everyone
Amber proceeded to go off not on Farrah, but on MTV and TMOG fans, aka the people who made her rich and famous: "I've been on this show for 10 years. I've been through hell! MTV has turned my pregnancy and this relationship into a joke in one of the happiest times of my life. Apparently my life is just for people to tell me how horrible I am as a mother because I went through depression!" she tweeted.
Most Random Diss Ever
Amber goes on to attack Gary for...living in a small apartment while she was in prison? We don't get it either. "Make sure to watch Gary and Kristina tonight talking shit about me! It must be hard making money off of me! Being such a bad mom and all. Where would they be? Wait..in a 1 bedroom shack in the ghetto of Anderson where he was before I got out and the show came back on!! Ignorant!" she tweeted. Believe it or not, her dumbest trash talk is yet to to come...
Amber Portwood is Richer Than You
"You are absolutely horrible people!" Amber's tirade concluded. "I was in boot camp for 3 weeks during Leah's summer break making more money than some of you shit talkers dream of!! My kid has college funds because of me! F-ck off!" She's done it folks! She's forced us to side with Farrah Abraham!