Farrah Abraham is soon to release her debut novel. Here are some of the best quotes from Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making.
Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Sort of Sucked!
It wasn’t as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I’d want better quality…
On Her Porn Star Co-Star
I’d certainly woken up and realized Jimmy Heinz wasn’t who I wanted him to be. He was a 36-year-old porn star. Who had tried to do things…
On Her First Porn Scene
I held out my hand, no longer Fallon the actress. I was Fallon the celebrity sex tape star. The one to beat all the other wannabe…
On Doing Porn on Her Period
I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn’t have been tricking myself…
On Cleaning Up Afterward
I was more than ready for a shower. I didn’t do a bukkake scene, but it felt like it. My body was swimming with Jimmy semen.
On Self-Pleasure
I pulled my panties to the side, exposing my pink flesh to the audience, and slid the dildo inside of me. It was cool, smooth and a…
We Have No Idea What This Means
I was not surrounded by crazy people with a psychopath’s fingers in my vagina. There was no way this was happening. It had to be a…