One of the most heavily-scrutinized aspects of life in the Duggar clan is the courtship process by which young people find suitable spouses.
Casual dating, premarital sex, and divorce are all forbidden in the Duggars' world, so there's a lot riding on every courtship.
Despite all that, the process moves fast -- very fast.
Often, Duggars get engaged just a few weeks after they begin courting, and they're married a few weeks after that.
So perhaps it shouldn't come as a surprise that the family has its mate selection protocol down to a science.
Thanks to the folks over at Free Jinger, as of today, we know more about the process than ever before.
As you might expect, the whole thing is intensely creepy.
Check out some of the more bizarre highlights from the list of 423 questions (!!!) that are presented to potential Duggar suitors.
It's believed that both male and female courtship partners are forced to fill out the questionnaire, and of course, the responses are reviewed by the all-powerful shot-caller himself, James Robert Duggar.
Do you ever seek advice from others?
This is the very first question in the very first section, entitled "Life Influences". If your answer is anything other than "the lord and savior JC," ya best just keep it moving.
Who were your role models and heroes? For what reasons?
We're still under the "Life Influences" heading here. Again, if you're answer doesn't start wth "J" and end wth "-esus of Nazareth," then don't let the door hit you.
You are the result of the influence of which people?
Is it us, or is this just a weird way of repeating the previous question? The list is 423 questions long, JB, maybe you could trim the fat a little.
What personality traits and/or strengths do you see in women/men you know that you would desire for your wife/husband to possess?
This one provides a great opportunity to troll Jim Bob with an answer like "the ability to shotgun a 12-pack of Bud Light Limes on a nude beach in San Tropez." But we're guessing he's looking to take it back to the Dark Ages with responses that confirm to his patriarchal world view.
What do you read?
Obviously, this is 100 percent a trap question. The Bible is the only answer that won't have you cast out like Satan himself. Feel free to answer "the Harry Potter series" if you want to see steam shoot from a grown man's ears.
Would you be willing to die for Christ? If you're not dying daily, how can you be so sure you would then?
Now we're in the "Spiritual Life" section, and we think it's safe to say things will be getting a lot more abstract from here on out. It's okay to encourage your spouse to engage in a certain activity every day, but it should be something like making homemade mac and cheese ... not, ya know, dying.