Clown attacks are spreading like really disturbing wildfire across the United States.
There's a sentence we never thought we'd write.
But there have been clown sightings in South Carolina and in Ohio over the past couple weeks, with witnesses saying these clowns are not exactly asking to simply juggle or squeeze into car.
They seem to be up to no good.
In responses to these clown attacks, Twitter is fighting back.
The hashtag #IfISeeAClown has started to trend and the following people are making it clear that they aren't about to back down under any large-shoed circumstance...
I'm Just Gonna Pull a Kris Jenner...
... a Kris Jenner with a gun, that is.
Take THIS, Clown!
There's nothing funny about the lesson that will be taught inside this ring.
Women and Children First?
Someone has to clear a path for them, right?
Calling Billy Madison!
Yes, we're in need of Billy Madison.
I'm Here to Fight
Bring it, clown!
Taking a Cue from Brenda
Not, not from Brenda Walsh. From THIS Brenda.
It's Okay Not to Fight
Hey, you'll live to fight another day, right?
Go Back to Where You Belong!
And it ain't here!
Nicki Can Take It From Here
Say hello to her little friends.
Outta My Way!
Let's be honest: clowns are scary.
I Hear That!
Captain Jack Sparrow would never fight a clown.
Just Do What Michael Scott Would Do
If Michael Scott was locked and loaded.
Just Dab Away...
... and maybe no one will notice how scared you are.