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Forget whether or not they had kids… or starred in movies together… or, heck, even stayed together.

When it comes to famous people dating, only one thing really matters:

What was the nickname given to this celebrity couple and how did it compare to nicknames given to other celebrity couples?

That’s right: it’s time for the definitive rankings of celebrity couple nicknames! Are you ready, Speidi? Are you prepared, Kimye? Where do you stand, Brangelina?

Let’s do this…