After ten years on top, the Kardashians are as popular — and as profitable — as ever.
Kylie is nearly a billionaire; Kendall is one of the world’s most famous models, and the rest of the sisters remain constant subjects of fascination in tabloids and on social media.
Of course, that leaves Rob … who’s not having such an easy time these days.
In fact, Rob says he can’t afford to pay child support to his baby mama, Blac Chyna
As you may have guessed, Chyna’s not interested in hearing his excuses.
Take a look:
Better Days
Blac and Rob’s relationship was very brief and very volatile. But because it resulted in the birth of daughter Dream Kardashian, these two are bonded for life.
Bitter Breakup
Rob and Blac parted ways in ugly fashion. There were allegations of assault and infidelity, and Rob even posted intimate photos as “revenge porn.”
Living the Dream
But something beautiful came out of all that ugliness. Rob became a dad, and Blac became a mother of two when little Dream entered the world in 2016.
The Settlement
It was initially agreed that Rob would pay Dream $20,000 per month for child support — chump change in the Kardashians’ world.
Rob Claps Back
Of course, we suppose it was only a matter of time before Rob’s lawyers petitioned to “modify” that agreement.
Broke Rob
According to court documents filed this week, Rob’s lawyers claim the former reality star “can no longer afford” his child support payments.
Blame Chyna
Like President Trump, Rob enjoys pointing the finger squarely at Chyna. He even blames his ex for his current financial woes.
Rob’s Vanishing Act
As you may have noticed, Rob hasn’t been around much lately. He claims that’s entirely because of Chyna.
Not Keeping Up
“I have not participated in the filming of any episodes since this summer when [Chyna] filed a request for a restraining order against me,” he says in court documents.
Too Much Scrutiny
“Her request was widely publicized and I was scrutinized by the media,” Rob continues.
Minor Details …
Of course, Rob’s petition makes no mention of the fact that his retreat from the spotlight began long before he met Chyna.
More Pesky Facts
And of course, Blac’s restraining order was in response to very real harassment from Rob, which included POSTING NUDE PHOTOS OF HER ON THE INTERNET!!!
Rich People Problems
Rob says his monthly income has dwindled from $100,000 per month to less than $10,000 — and he blames it all on Chyna.
War With Chyna
Rob’s lawyers claim Chyna’s career has only benefited from her association with Rob, and they estimate her net worth at $1.4 million.
Done With TV
“It has been an extraordinarily difficult time for me emotionally and I have no desire to continue participating in the reality show,” Rob continued.
The Pity Kard
“I would like to maintain my privacy, try to recover from the emotional damage of the past several months, and explore other business ventures,” he adds.
Oh, the Irony
Yes, now Rob wants to maintain his privacy. Did we mention this guy posted revenge porn?
Fighting Back
Fortunately, Blac isn’t taking Rob’s BS lying down.
Chyna’s Automotive Industry
Blac recently posted this video of her driveway with a caption reading, “Work Hard , Play Harder !!! My shit !!! No Help !!! No Child Support !!! Stop the Fucking Lies !!!
Duking It Out
And while Chyna fights the good fight on social media, her lawyers are battling it out in court.
Poor Little Rich Boy
“We believe Rob Kardashian has deliberately retreated from social media to reduce his income so that he can pay less child support. Poor little rich boy,” says Chyna’s attorney, Lisa Bloom.
A Solid Question
“What kind of father doesn’t want to support his own baby?” Bloom proceeds to ask.
Delaying the Inevitable?
Bloom also alleges that Rob and his mother have been avoiding this court battle, claiming, “Rob and Kris Jenner have also been dodging their depositions. They can run, but they can’t hide,”
The Day of Reckoning
“Like all other litigants and witnesses, eventually they will have to show up and answer questions about where all of Rob’s money has gone. We’ll get a court order requiring them to come to my office and answer questions under oath if necessary,” Bloom says.
Chyna’s Gonna Be Just Fine
“Blac Chyna continues to work hard as a single mother supporting her children, as she has always done, whether Rob chooses to help or not,” Bloom concludes. That extra 20 grand a month would probably be nice, though.