ABC has announced the full cast for Bachelor in Paradise Season 5.
You remember Bachelor in Paradise, right?
The series that nearly got canceled due to a dangerous mixture of alcohol and sex?
With those assault allegations apparently totally in the past, the network is moving ahead with a new batch of disposed Bachelor and Bachelorette suitors, all looking for love on reality television (at least) one more time.
Who has been tabbed to get wasted and have intercourse while pretending to develop real feelings for a potential wife or husband?
Find out below!
ANGELA
She’s a model who was kicked off Nick Viall’s season on the very first night. We know basically nothing about her.
ANNALIESE
She suffered through Arie’s season of The Bachelor and made it known that she was in a bumper car accident AND got attacked by a dog in her past.
ASTRID
Remember when she wore just a sports bra on a date with Nick Viall? Granted, they were on a track and field date. Anyway… she’s on the show.
BIBIANA
That’s her real name, we checked. She nearly made it to the end of Winter Games in a relationship with Jordan, the former Bachelor in New Zealand.
CHELSEA
She received the first impression rose from Arie… and then it was all downhill from there basically. She was sent packing shortly thereafter.
DAVID
He was just kicked off Becca’s season after arriving in a chicken suit on the first night. He then fell off of the top bunk and broke his nose. He ended his epic run by being sent home on the two-on-one date.
ERIC
“It’s miracle season,” he often yelled for some reason during Rachel’s season, on which he advanced to the final three.
JOE
Becca dared to send him home on the very first night, earning the wrath of the Internet. But now he’s back, folks, and will have more of a say regarding who he can bang.
JOHN
He is one the founders of Venmo! And is really good at being a lumberjack! But Becca still refused to give him a rose.
JORDAN
An annoying male model who thought Zoolander was totally “accurate,” he wore gold underwear in front of Becca and still got the boot.
KENNY
Man, we loved this guy. A wrestler, he actually FaceTimed his daughter after deciding to leave The Bachelorette to be with her after he and Rachel realized their connection just wasn’t strong enough.
KEVIN
He appeared on The Bachelorette Canada and The Bachelor Winter Games — and actually won the latter with Ashley Iaconetti, leaving the show as a couple. Of course, Ashley ended up dating Jared Haibon after their split… and he proposed during filming of this season. That won’t be an awkward episode to watch at all.
KRYSTAL
She referred to Arie as a “needled-ck” in footage that wasn’t shown until the Women Tell All special. It was amazing. We adore her.
NICK
He showed up to a rose ceremony in a tracksuit. We were not surprised when Becca then sent him home.
TIA
Ah, yes, Tia. A close friend of Raven Gates, she made it to the final four of Arie’s season and also went out briefly with Colton Underwood, who is a frontrunner on Becca’s season of The Bachelorette.