We mean no offense, but wow. Some of the celebrities listed here married way down.
Usher and Tameka Foster
Usher fans felt he settled when he married Tameka Foster. With the passage of time and a divorce under the belt, he might agree.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
This is, without a doubt, the hottest Britney Spears picture ever. Look how sunburned she is! Time for a stronger SPF, girl!
Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess
Griffin Guess is apparently a music producer. How is Marisa Miller not married to an actor or star athlete?!? We mean... this guy has a mullet!
Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend
Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend were married in 2009. Somehow, this guy gets to see those breasts every single day.
Hugh Jackman and Deborra Lee Furness
We mean no offense at all to Deborra Lee Furness. It's just... he's Wolverine!
Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen
The gorgeous bombshell Isla Fisher is married to Sacha Baron Cohen. We NEVER would've put these two together!
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard
Come on. Veronica Mars can do better than a guy who appeared in Employee of the Month.
Pierce Brosnan and Keely Shaye Smith
Pierce Brosnan has actually had to defend the appearance of wife Keely Shaye Smith to critics. So we don't pile on here.
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick
He's no Mr. Big. That's all we're saying, Sarah Jessica.
Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond
Yes, you got us. This is mostly because we want to see Tina Fey with Alec Baldwin.
Elizabeth Banks and Max Handelman
Elizabeth Banks and Max Handelman have two kids together. They are via surrogate... but still. We hope they get their mother's looks.