9 Times Lisa Vanderpump Proved She Was The REAL Sex Monster

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And you thought Brandi Glanville was filthy!

It turns out that The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules star Lisa Vanderpump has both a dirty mind and a dirty mouth, if her sexually-charged remarks are anything to go by.

It's little wonder Ken Todd can't keep his hands off LVP.

1. This was very cute until...

This was very cute until...
If this dog could talk.

2. The Perfect Day, Summed Up:

The Perfect Day, Summed Up:
With a house full of staff looking on? Surely, you jest.

3. What Are Your Weaknesses?

What Are Your Weaknesses?
We're good. We'll take your word for it.

4. Attention, Every On Set!

Attention, Every On Set!
A simple "I'm going to the ladies room" would have sufficed.

5. Would You Like To Go Horseback Riding, Ma'am?

Would You Like To Go Horseback Riding, Ma'am?
Oh, you're talking about...right.

6. "Job" Well Done

"Job" Well Done
You're the real hero, LIsa.

7. Are You Familiar With Baseball?

Are You Familiar With Baseball?
Nope. Nope nope. Shut it down.

8. "My Husband Is a High-Powered Attorney"

"My Husband Is a High-Powered Attorney"
When you need someone to ask the hard-hitting questions, call on LVP.

9. Happy Birthday, Ken!

Happy Birthday, Ken!
Your wife just castrated you.

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