We’re just not sure how some people survive. Check out 31 people who are too dumb to breathe.
Grammar Counts
If we put Grandpa in a COMMA, we would have to shrink him.
Twins!
This person isn’t really clear on how the whole TWINS thing works.
Twins Again!
Neither is this person, for that matter. But this person also doesn’t understand reproduction, so let’s hope she doesn’t do it.
Dammit, China!
I mean, IF CHINA KNEW IT WAS COMING!! (Oh dear. OH DEAR.)
Continental Drift
Clearly this person failed geography.
Geography Fail
So did ALLLLLLLLLL of these people. All of them. Fail. F. Do not pass go.
Google Maps
Magellan CLEARLY invented Google. Or maybe Christopher Columbus. Amerigo Vespucci?
Free the People
What if we actually ARE living INSIDE the Earth and there’s, like, another…okay, we can’t even entertain this any longer. ON the Earth. ON.
Meaty Oaker
Meaty Oaker would make a great stage name for Lady Gaga should she ever don her meat suit again.
Pearly Whites
I…bleach…in the mouth. Like, Clorox. What?
Maternity Testing
Why DON’T we test moms for maternity? WHY? What if they’re faking it!!??
Pickles
That person who commented? Give that person a medal.
Rebel Yell
Oh dear. Yep. That was a waste of $25 dollars.
Swiss Army Knife
This person needs a crash course in Swiss Army Knives and just why those gadgets are so freaking handy.
Rosa Parks
Is rolling over in her grave right now.
Hall of Cost
So, the HOLOCAUST did cost a lot of people their lives? That’s basically the only way this makes even a little sense.
Confirm or Deny
That’s a big, fat DENIED, reporter. Those are earplugs.
Stevie Wonder
Nope. He had an eye transplant. Sees like a champ now.
Charged
Who…ehhh…microwave the phone? What?
Going Down
How can people not see that escalators are basically moving stairs and their legs still work even if the escalator doesn’t? Why are escalators so hard!?
Identity Theft
Well one thing’s for sure…this person is actually too dumb to steal identities. So that’s reassuring.
SO Smart
I’ll be she learned this in sex ed.
Wrong Landmark
France DID give the Statue of Liberty to the United States, but that isn’t the Statue of Liberty, you dumb tourist.
Because Fire
Apparently this person thinks fire has been eliminated. Those pesky fire hydrants are just fancy places for dogs to pee.
Pedicure
Sure. Those are totally chef’s hats. Yep.
Alphabet Attack!
Hmmm, let’s see here. New York City, Boston, Wilmington, Huntsville, Knoxville, Detroit, Houston…
Flaming Young
Here’s what’s REALLY amazing about this. This poster used the correct “you’re.” And then said “flaming young” for filet mignon.
Paula Abdul
He’s a cold-hearted snake. Look into his eyes.
Synonym Rolls!
Next up? Antonym fritters!
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson
Now THIS is how twins work… (No. No, it isn’t.)
Pool Party
A flute pool wouldn’t really be much to swim in. Not that this looks anything like a flute at all.