31 People Who Are Too Dumb To Breathe By Author Tattle Taylor at Sep 02, 2014 • Category LOL We’re just not sure how some people survive. Check out 31 people who are too dumb to breathe.1Grammar CountsIf we put Grandpa in a COMMA, we would have to shrink him. 2Twins!This person isn’t really clear on how the whole TWINS thing works.3Twins Again!Neither is this person, for that matter. But this person also doesn’t understand reproduction, so let’s hope she doesn’t do it.4Dammit, China!I mean, IF CHINA KNEW IT WAS COMING!! (Oh dear. OH DEAR.)5Continental DriftClearly this person failed geography.6Geography FailSo did ALLLLLLLLLL of these people. All of them. Fail. F. Do not pass go.7Google MapsMagellan CLEARLY invented Google. Or maybe Christopher Columbus. Amerigo Vespucci? 8Free the PeopleWhat if we actually ARE living INSIDE the Earth and there’s, like, another…okay, we can’t even entertain this any longer. ON the Earth. ON.9Meaty OakerMeaty Oaker would make a great stage name for Lady Gaga should she ever don her meat suit again.10Pearly WhitesI…bleach…in the mouth. Like, Clorox. What? 11Maternity TestingWhy DON’T we test moms for maternity? WHY? What if they’re faking it!!??12PicklesThat person who commented? Give that person a medal. 13Rebel YellOh dear. Yep. That was a waste of $25 dollars.14Swiss Army KnifeThis person needs a crash course in Swiss Army Knives and just why those gadgets are so freaking handy.15Rosa ParksIs rolling over in her grave right now. 16Hall of CostSo, the HOLOCAUST did cost a lot of people their lives? That’s basically the only way this makes even a little sense.17Confirm or DenyThat’s a big, fat DENIED, reporter. Those are earplugs.18Stevie WonderNope. He had an eye transplant. Sees like a champ now.19ChargedWho…ehhh…microwave the phone? What?20Going DownHow can people not see that escalators are basically moving stairs and their legs still work even if the escalator doesn’t? Why are escalators so hard!?21Identity TheftWell one thing’s for sure…this person is actually too dumb to steal identities. So that’s reassuring.22SO SmartI’ll be she learned this in sex ed. 23Wrong LandmarkFrance DID give the Statue of Liberty to the United States, but that isn’t the Statue of Liberty, you dumb tourist.24Because FireApparently this person thinks fire has been eliminated. Those pesky fire hydrants are just fancy places for dogs to pee.25PedicureSure. Those are totally chef’s hats. Yep.26Alphabet Attack!Hmmm, let’s see here. New York City, Boston, Wilmington, Huntsville, Knoxville, Detroit, Houston…27Flaming YoungHere’s what’s REALLY amazing about this. This poster used the correct “you’re.” And then said “flaming young” for filet mignon. 28Paula AbdulHe’s a cold-hearted snake. Look into his eyes.29Synonym Rolls!Next up? Antonym fritters!30Dwayne ‘The Rock’ JohnsonNow THIS is how twins work… (No. No, it isn’t.)31Pool PartyA flute pool wouldn’t really be much to swim in. Not that this looks anything like a flute at all.