Breaking up is hard to do.
Letting it go of a relationship diplomatically after the breakup can be even harder, especially with the instant availability of text messaging.
Breakups Can Eat You Alive
Sometimes literally in Texas.
Tossed Salads Forever
Some things can never be walked back.
A Very Quick 180
Sometimes well-intentioned efforts begin so promisingly before failing quickly and brutally. NOTE: Suck my D is another one of those things you can't walk back.
If Delilah Can't Win Her Back ...
Sometimes even Google Image Search's best efforts can't piece a shattered romance back together.
Bait and Switch, Panties Edition
LOL, that was a good one.
In fairness, that is a dope ass toothbrush.