You want answers to these 23 questions for celebrities? Well, you never gonna get them (never gonna get them! Oh no, no no, no!)
Why Does Lady Gaga Look Like a Hash Brown?
Good question, @luisspears. Very good question indeed.
Why Does Beyonce Look Like Snoop Dogg When Her Face is Swapped With Lorde?
This is COMPLETELY FREAKY. Thanks for pointing this out, @cravingmashton.
Why Does Nicki Minaj Look Like She Wasn't Paid Enough For This Song?
Well, @JOVIEEE, probably because no amount of money could make Nicki Minaj happy about working with Ariana Grande.
Why Does Avicii Look Like a Crusty Male Version of Taylor Swift?
We don't know, but we'll never be able to see anything else now, @blazeoflight.
Why Does Beyonce Look Like the Grinch?
Because she's a mean one, @king_simba47! (J/K BEY! WE LOVE YOU!)
Why Does Rihanna Look Like She's About to Sneeze Into Another Species?
She's either about to sneeze or have a seizure, @yungxmonet.
Why Does Harry Styles Look Like Oprah In This Picture? IDK
IDK either, @madiolsey17. IDK either.
Why Does Miley Cyrus Look Like a Giant Baby With Her Diaper Looking High Waisted Shorts?
No idea, @kaiiinoa. Hope she's wearing sunscreen on her tatas, though.
Why Does Iggy Azalea Look Like the Seagull From Finding Nemo?
We'll never be able to see Finding Nemo the same way again, @TheRawestMike. So thanks for that.
Why Does Ariana Grande Always Look Like She Just Farted And It Was Louder Than She Thought It Was Going To Be?
Duh. Because Ariana Grande NEVER FARTS, @HaleyHenschel. (Dude. She totally farts. Everybody farts.)
Why Does Selena Gomez Look Like She Has Babies Trying to Escape From Her Knees?
As long as they aren't Justin Bieber's babies, amiright, @arcticmichaels?
Why Does Miley Cyrus' Right Knee Look Like Seth Rogan?
1) Can't unsee. 2) Because they both love pot? 3) Thanks, callumeakins.
Why Does Rihanna Look Like Steve Martin?
Sorry, @MunchyVsWorld. We don't see it.
Why Does Taylor Swift Look Like a White Jay Z When She Has Harry's Face?
Better question, @aurosan: Why does Harry Styles make such a pretty girl?
Why Does Lady Gaga Look Like She Just Signed the Declaration of Independence?
Well @LTimTimDR, when in the course of human events...yeah, we got nothin'.
Why Does Cher Look Like She Should Be Kidnapping Toddlers and Turning Them Into Goblins?
It's the power of the baby, or the voodoo that you do, or something @McFlyGold.
Why Does Iggy Azalea Look Like Doug With a Weave?
We always did wonder what happened to him, @aguywithnolife. Does this make Ariana Grande Skeeter or Patty Mayonnaise?
Why Does Britney Spears Look Like She's Posing With a Family Member at Their Graduation in Her M&G Pictures?
Clearly, Britney Spears has issues. See the Head Shaving Incident for proof, @_gapc.
Why Does Madonna Look Like the Wayan Brother From White Chicks Who Didn't Fit In This Outfit?
We have questions about this outfit unrelated to the Wayans Brothers and/or White Chicks, @kazz_12882. Namely, WHY GOD WHY?
Why Does Taylor Swift Look Like One of the Little Dolls My Mum Used to Put Over the Bog Roll?
Taylor Swift DOES like needlepoint and crocheting, @CastleRockDJ. You may be on to something.
Why Does Lady Gaga Look Like a Drag Queen Version of Monica Gellar?
That's probably what she was going for @cameronxcx.
Why Does Rihanna Look Like Emo Pete Wentz Circa 2005?
Because that is a TERRIBLE TATTOO, @RememberBands. Terrible.
Why Does Katy Perry Look Like Ellen Degeneres Imitating Riff Raff?
How do you know this ISN'T Ellen Degeneres imitating Riff Raff, @_kelly_? (No but really, has Katy Perry ever looked LESS like Katy Perry?)