Here are 23 passive aggressive notes (without the passive part) that prove it’s just really hard for some people to coexist. We wouldn’t want to be their neighbors.
Mother Knows Best
She brought you into this world. She can take you out of it.
You Park Like a Jackass
Who hasn’t wanted to hand out a stack of these in the Target parking lot, right?
Dead To Me
The only thing that would make this cake better is if it’s red velvet.
How’s Your Aim?
If you live with dudes, you probably know this frustration all too well.
The Threat Is Real
The threat of a note delivered…in a note. The most passive aggressive note in this bunch.
Pizza Guy
Did mom work out some pizza delivery porn fantasies? What happened here?
Toilet Troubles
This gives a whole new meaning to the term “pinching off a loaf” but WHY is there a baguette in the toilet?
20 Hours Later
Yes, but how DID this car battery last for 20 hours? What kind of sorcery is that?
Clean Up After Your Dog
This guy’s not to happy about cleaning up after the neighbor’s dog, and we hate to point out the grammatical errors, but “dog’s” needs an apostrophe.
Dish Network
This guy is not happy about the dish situation in his house. Not happy even a little bit.
Laundry Problems
He’ll see your passive aggressive note and raise you a response.
More Laundry Problems
Who stops a washer when it’s full of water and takes out soaking wet clothes? WHO DOES THAT?
Lazy Sod
The Brits get all the best insults.
Listen to Liam Neeson
Liam Neeson will find you and he will kill you.
Helpful Aggression
Included in this aggressive note: instructions for how to fix what’s bugging him. That’s…sweet?
X-Ray Vision
If Superman were parked beside you…
Use Your Own Trash Can
Hey, at least she put it in a trash can instead of leaving it on the ground?
Recycle
This guy is really, really protective of his recycling bin.
Tent Tenets
The people in this tent used THEIR OWN tent to share an aggressive note with the people who burned their ropes? But they wrote on their own stuff?
You Have No Talent
Stop playing the flute you talentless hack! Stop!
Pop Tarts
This murderous individual isn’t wrong. Unfrosted Pop-Tarts are pretty terrible.
Get Cancer
He needed help and you “ingored” him. He hopes you get cancer. Ouch.
Neighborhood Watch
Hey all you dog walkers who don’t pick up the poop. They’re watching you.
Dish Gnomes
OMG! The dish gnomes showed up last night and magically cleaned up after your mess! How lucky you are!