These people got straight up rejected trying to flirt over text. And it's awesome to read.
And it's a great setup for that burn.
Almost Lunch Time
Try again at 3:33 or something.
Not THAT Thing.
She WAS Texting Me
That was just a brutal tease. Brutal and hilarious.
We're Gonna Build a FORT?!?!
Yeah, or we could do that.
You're Too Ugly
Just not a good fit, it appears.
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