Bart Simpson has spent many years trying to convince Principal Skinner that Seymour Butts is an actual person to whom he would like to speak.
As far as we know, this isn't the case.
But we've scoured the Internet and come across a handful of people with names that may seem as though they came straight from the mind of Bart...
... yet are 100% real! We swear!
See for yourself below...
Dr. Will Tickel
Yes he will! And he will also cure what ails you.
We mean... yeah. Have you ever met a sad mangina?
Pooh Will Be So Disappointed! No honey for you tonight, Christopher Robin.
We're a family site. Go make a joke on your own time please.
Don't laugh! They really are happy and married!
Judy Graham Swallows
Yeah, but Derek Jeter sucks! Wait... that's not how it goes.