The Internet can be a scary place for a woman.
There are just SO many shady dudes out there looking to score, with no strings attached, with someone they've never actually met.
Worse yet, they are vulgar and gross about it.
Hiding behind their online persona and making sexual comments that are annoying and uncalled for at best, and offensive at worst?
It's ugly out there. But all hope is not lost.
Below, we've collected a handful of hilarious responses from females who were faced with irritating members of the opposite sex online...
... only to shoot them down in epic fashion.
Also: LOL warning!
This is Very Long
But very worthwhile.
Sure, Why Not?
Oh. THAT's why not.
This woman wins the Internet.
Get It Nice and Deep In There, Okay?
And then just sit back and I'll do all the work.
Your Heart Will Not Go On and On
But I'll laugh a lot.
My eyes! My eyes!
It Can Also Scream, Yell, Spit, Bite...
... why do you ask?
Fun! Is It a Marching Band?
You probably tap as much rear end as those who do play in a marching band.
Go Ahead and Ask Fora Nude Next
I dare you!
Heck, I'll Settle for 238,000 Miles
Just leave me alone.
I'm Too Asian?
Well, you're too ignorant/stupid/rude/inappropriate/much of a loser.
Maybe When I Suffer a Concussion?
And probably not even then.
On the Hard Ground,Even
But not on anything else hard, if you get my drift.
I Can Keep Going
Wanna see my armpits?
Oh, It's Not Opposite Day?
No, really, you got me good.
Too... Many... Kitchens
Also: you're an idiot.