These people are the masters of flirting over text, Facebook and Twitter. Bow down to the 21 gods and goddesses before you.
Sometimes, But Not All the Time
I don’t always think about you naked, but when I do, it’s presuambly a pleasing image.
Bribes Go a Long Way
Hey, it’s a fair trade-off most guys would take.
Boner Material
Nothing melts a girl’s heart like being labeled as such.
Ass-et Management
No ifs, ands or butts about it, this person does not lack for self-confidence, or a sense of humor.
Straight to the Point
And polite! Who could turn that down?
In Heart and in D–k
You, girl, can warm me up. So magical. xoxo
You’re Like a Unicorn
And not just any kind of unicorn. A really really special one.
Teach Me …
This person really, really wants to be tutored in math.
How Can I Make You Happy
Okay, hmm. How about something more attainable and immediate?
21 Letters
This one’s been around so long, we’re just happy to see someone using it with 2014 technology.
Thinking Bout U
It’s one of the better letters, after all.
Buzzkill
Not to be a buzzkill … but we need something to actually kill and eat in this scenario.
Are You Flirting?
Something about that homework-related text felt laden with innuendo.
Cody Has Issues
Hilarious ones, but issues just the same.
5 Hours Later
Better late than never?
Nice Faih
Auto-correct sucks sometimes, but you can also look before hitting Send. Just saying. But good recovery at the end!
What?
We’re as confused as the recipient is on this one.
Ok, Ok
Calm down, you two. The sheer level of emotion and raw passion is starting to make this really awkward to read.
Double Burn
Ouch and ouch again. Not only was your sweet sentiment not reciprocated, but YOUR grammar was corrected.
Baby, Those Genes …
What you got in them?! [Crickets] Hello?! WTH?!
Match Made in Heaven?
If their pets learn to coexist, this relationship could really work out.