That's My Jam!
When you're drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.
Hello, She's Hot
Some girls get overly complimentary of other girls when they go out. Absolutely everyone becomes hot/cute/sweet/awesome.
You Don't Know Me
Is shouting "you don't know me" a drunk girl's way of sounding deep and philosophic? Complicated? What is up with this?
Take a Shot!!
It isn't a Best Night Ever without a round of shots. It just isn't.
Let's Take a SELFIE
Instagram might not have been a thing when JWoww and Snooki were running the Shore, but it is now, and "Let's take a selfie!" is the chant of drunk girls everywhere.
Looking Super Sexy
You can't tell drunk girls they don't look sexy. They won't believe you. Until they sober up and see the pictures the next morning.
Dance Like Nobody's Watching
Drunk girls just want to DANCE, people! That's it! Even if it's on the bar!
Drunk Words, Sober Thoughts
If a drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts, then WATCH OUT!
Sometimes drunk girls need to declare their drunkeness to the world. It's, like, a rule or something.
Kiss Random Guys
Sometimes drunk girls just want to make out with a guy (or a girl). And so they do. But hopefully it doesn't look like this.
When you go out with your girlfriends, the sober sister needs to hold the phones. It's for your own good.
Ahhh, the Ugly Cry. Every drunk girl's worst enemy.
Drunk Girls Are Hungry Girls
You know that thing when you're out drinking and then suddenly you MUST EAT SOMETHING IMMEDIATELY (but not lobster!?)? That.
Sometimes when girls get drunk, they get really, really open about their bathroom habits.
Best Night Ever
Doesn't this sound like it is the best night ever? It totally does, right?
Puke and Rally
Or just puke and pass out. Here's hoping one of your besties holds your hair back.
Scream And Shout
Everything is awesome when you're drunk, right!?! So you just need to scream about it! Let the whole bar know!