37 Hilarious Text Message Fails by Mom By Author Kay D. Rhodes at Mar 28, 2014 • Category LOL Poor mothers. They try to get that whole texting thing right, but they often end up failing miserably.1LOL FailNo, parents everywhere. LOL does not stand for “Lots of Love.” Not at all.2WTF FailWell, this is a fantastic example of generation confusion.3Change Google!What? Don’t all kids have the power to change the Google logo?4Spacing OutIf only there were a space bar or some obvious way to make a space between words…5Sink Poop?This mother is very concerned about her child pooping in the sink. Not exactly. But still.6Twi-Mom Alert!This mother wins the Internet. It’s as simple as that.7TMI!!!!!We’re pretty sure the phrase “TMI” was invented for this text message alone.8Brother BangingThis darn phone just scarred a child for life.9Stiffy vs. SwifferA stiffy after 30 years of marriage would actually be a great present, right, ladies?10Big TitsSee you at 11, okay? Because that won’t be awkward at all.11The Gift of LifeAnd really, isn’t that the greatest gift of all? Does she HAVE TO do anything else?12OUCH!Think the mom will try to play this off as an April Fool’s joke, too?13ANUSTARTMom and dad like to get a little freaky! Which would definitely make Brit Brit cry.14IDKJust Google it, okay!? But don’t be that mom who begs the Google doodle to stop changing.15Mother’s IntuitionThis mom’s gaydar is either very, very right or very, very wrong. 16Surprise RuinerShe can still ACT surprised, right? 17Whoring Around“I raised you better than that” is a punch to the face like “I’m so disappointed in you.”18Wine TimeThis kid is going to NEED that wine after this text convo.19Sittin’ On The Cock of the BayI’ll show you mine if you show me yours? Wait..what?20If You Shake It More Than Twice…You’re probably definitely playing with it.21Time To MoveThis is not a thing children ever want to know about. EVER.22Taliban Catastrophe!Is there a war happening in this kitchen?23Cruel!Or totally genius! (We’re going with genius. 2 Points for mom!)24Intruder AlertThis mom should probably thank her lucky stars her daughter didn’t have a gun or this could have gone horribly wrong.25Pizza ToppingsHow does that autocorrect even happen?26Doug Not DrugsBut what if DOUG brings the drugs? Is that okay?27Don’t Kill My VibeNothing like getting a text message from your mother about her vibrator to totally kill your vibe.28Pregnant…Again!Oh, mothers. They have such a way with words.29Thug LifeDo these come in a heart-shaped variety box? Because we totally hate the ones without nuts.30PENIS!This is an emoji we’re pretty sure is coming soon, right? We have poop, so why not a penis?31Vagina Mom-ologuesIf parents can’t be trusted with text messaging they certainly can’t be trusted with emojis.32Nana Said WHAT?This is a nana we HAVE TO meet. She sounds awesome.33Recipe For…This is a recipe for never being able to look your mother or daughter or son or whoever in the face ever again.34Lemon BarsAre code for “mom can’t text to save her life.”35Ducks Have Jackets?What even is this? Is this some sort of code language? Should we run for cover? What is happening here?