No, parents everywhere. LOL does not stand for "Lots of Love." Not at all.
Well, this is a fantastic example of generation confusion.
What? Don't all kids have the power to change the Google logo?
If only there were a space bar or some obvious way to make a space between words...
This mother is very concerned about her child pooping in the sink. Not exactly. But still.
This mother wins the Internet. It's as simple as that.
We're pretty sure the phrase "TMI" was invented for this text message alone.
This darn phone just scarred a child for life.
Stiffy vs. Swiffer
A stiffy after 30 years of marriage would actually be a great present, right, ladies?
See you at 11, okay? Because that won't be awkward at all.
The Gift of Life
And really, isn't that the greatest gift of all? Does she HAVE TO do anything else?
Think the mom will try to play this off as an April Fool's joke, too?
Mom and dad like to get a little freaky! Which would definitely make Brit Brit cry.
Just Google it, okay!? But don't be that mom who begs the Google doodle to stop changing.
This mom's gaydar is either very, very right or very, very wrong.
She can still ACT surprised, right?
"I raised you better than that" is a punch to the face like "I'm so disappointed in you."
This kid is going to NEED that wine after this text convo.
Sittin' On The Cock of the Bay
I'll show you mine if you show me yours? Wait..what?
If You Shake It More Than Twice...
You're probably definitely playing with it.
Time To Move
This is not a thing children ever want to know about. EVER.
Is there a war happening in this kitchen?
Or totally genius! (We're going with genius. 2 Points for mom!)
This mom should probably thank her lucky stars her daughter didn't have a gun or this could have gone horribly wrong.
How does that autocorrect even happen?
Doug Not Drugs
But what if DOUG brings the drugs? Is that okay?
Don't Kill My Vibe
Nothing like getting a text message from your mother about her vibrator to totally kill your vibe.
Oh, mothers. They have such a way with words.
Do these come in a heart-shaped variety box? Because we totally hate the ones without nuts.
This is an emoji we're pretty sure is coming soon, right? We have poop, so why not a penis?
If parents can't be trusted with text messaging they certainly can't be trusted with emojis.
Nana Said WHAT?
This is a nana we HAVE TO meet. She sounds awesome.
This is a recipe for never being able to look your mother or daughter or son or whoever in the face ever again.
Are code for "mom can't text to save her life."
Ducks Have Jackets?
What even is this? Is this some sort of code language? Should we run for cover? What is happening here?