14 Best Lisa Vanderpump Quotes... Ever!

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When it comes to reality stars, Lisa Vanderpump is one of the most quotable out there.. 

She never hesitates to share her two cents about, well, anything, and she's genuinely witty!

Whether she's bickering with her co-stars on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, or giving her staff members the pink slip on Vanderpump Rules, she's incredibly entertaining.. 

Scroll down for some of best quotes... ever!

1. The LVP

LVP has no compunction with laying down the law. It's great.

2. LVP Likes Wine

LVP Likes Wine
LVP has a way with words and manages to make anything funny.

3. She LOVES Dogs

She LOVES Dogs
LVP likes dogs... a little too much.

4. Best Boss Ever?

Best Boss Ever?
Lisa likes heads to turn when she speaks.

5. On Swallowing

On Swallowing
LVP is not the best at swallowing.

6. The P---Y Comment

The P---Y Comment
Reunion tapings are a drag, but LVP brightens them up.

7. WHAT?

LVP speaks about riding things.

8. Balls

LVP is a huge fan of balls.

9. Try Before You Buy!

Try Before You Buy!
LVP asks Erika Girdardi what her latest squeeze is like in the bedroom.

10. Sorry, Ken!

Sorry, Ken!
LVP wanted viewers at home to know Ken was not "sucking anything."

11. LVP's Award Speech

LVP's Award Speech
Lisa is the master at giving public speeches, but make sure to bring a swear jar along. You would be rich.

12. Bye, Stassi!

Bye, Stassi!
Lisa vanderpump hates the way Stassi Schroeder makes everything about herself.

13. No Drink for Jax Taylor

No Drink for Jax Taylor
Lisa Vanderpump was annoyed with Jax Taylor for getting arrested.

14. Everyone Is Replaceable

Everyone Is Replaceable
Lisa Vanderpump wants her SUR staff to know they can be replaced.

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