13 Honest Romantic Greeting Cards By Author Free Britney at Aug 06, 2014 • Category LOL These 13 cards for your partner aren’t romantic in the conventional sense … but they are funny. And honest.I Hate You the Least1Hey, that’s nothing if not honest and when you’re in a long term relationship, maybe the best you can hope for.U R The One2I text u when I’m drunk bc I luv u omg lol.The Reason I Get Up in the Morning …3… is not you. But I do enjoy seeing you then. 🙂My Favorite Pain in the Ass4We have lots of pains in our asses. To be the most revered one is quite an honor!Also …5Your butt’s looking cute on your birthday. <3Just Can’t Hold It In6Your love is like a digestive issue in that sense. Aww!Thanks!7You could’ve hit and quit it but you didn’t do the second part. So great.Unconditional Love8I’ll be there for you Honey, even when life deals you a terrible, terrible hand.You Had Me At …9Okay, you were just awkward. But still charming in that awkward sense.My Cold Black Heart10Thank you for thawing it just enough.And All That Other Good …11You know how it goes.I’m Not Sick Of You!12I can’t believe it either!Old and Miserable13Hey, let’s at least do it together.