Richard Johnson Keeps Fridays Interesting
Leave it to Richard Johnson to get us out of our summer Friday, stealing us back to the computer to report on his drunk driving arrests. And to Perez Hilton and his ridiculous vendettas for breaking all types of shit. But, Rich is kind of going through a hard time guys.
Word has it that last night NYPD pulled Mr. Page Six over driving a Ford Escape. The “police allege” (which we think we can take out now that we have the police report) he was bombed.
“intoxicated… had watery and bloodshot eyes, had slightly slurred speech and had the odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath.” The criminal complaint also says that Johnson “refused” to take a breath test.
Johnson has been charged with a misdemeanor.
And, if he gets convicted, he’ll do a year in jail. Yeah, that’s really gonna’ happen. Johnson’s lawyer says,
“Richard went out for a couple of beers after playing basketball, nobody got hurt, there was no accident. I don’t think he was drunk, he might have had one beer too many.”
Come on people. It’s not like he ran over sixteen people in the Hamptons. But, yeah, it’s still hilarious.