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Katie Couric Goes Above The Fruited Plain And The Legal Limit

Watch out, Chelsea Clinton! Apparently, Katie Couric is the new karaoke queen in town. And the CBS crooner has apparently taken Nantucket by a storm of “Brooklyn tornado” proportions.

TOO bad no one had a video camera going Saturday night at the piano bar in Nantucket where Katie Couric was singing her heart out…Couric sang the Neil Diamond classic “Sweet Caroline” and joined in as her group closed the place down with “America the Beautiful.”

WTF, no drunken rendition of “Star Spangled Banner” or incoherently slurred “God Bless America?” Lame!

Also lame?

A chick who had no problem whatsoever undergoing a live, on-air colonoscopy (and whose cell phone ring is the slutty girls’ anthem, “Don’t Cha”) kicking of her heels and belting out…the patriotic words of 19th century poet, Katherine Lee Bates.

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like Katie?

Aug 9, 2007 · Link · Repond

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