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Jossip Juxtaposition: The Bad News Is, Lindsay Lohan Accidentally Hit Someone With Her Car. The Good News Is, He’s Only A Paparazzo

• Lindsay Lohan pulls an accidental Lizzie Grubman, backs her gigantic car over an opportunistic shutterbug who you just know has “1-800-I-N-N-O-C-E-N-T” on his speed dial.

• Jennifer Aniston contemplates a return to NYC. Now, who wants to gently break the news that “Central Perk” doesn’t actually exist?

• Second-tier fashion designer Anand Jon has been arrested/charged with rape. Marc Jacobs would care, but he’s too busy rehabbing with much more famous and important people.

• Sarah Jessica Parker’s new fashion line will be cheaper than H&M! Guess it wasn’t Olsen-inspired after all…

• Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson continue to sleep together without ever actually dating.

• Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson loves dogs so much she wants to adopt a child. Wait, what?

Mar 14, 2007 · Link · Repond

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No. 1
Backstage Buzz says:

Lindsay rocks! I don’t care what anyone says, she will still be around and partying in ten years time (well, she will only be 30!) and she looks great.
As for Pete Wentz still giving Ashlee Simpson a pokin’, they are not serious and only see each other ‘when convenient’ that is why they won’t tell the press they are dating.
Jessica Simpson should go back to being blonde. She looks dull with the brunette look.

Posted: Mar 15, 2007 at 12:49 am

No. 2
CL says:

If it is true that Ashlee is banging a queer, then I don’t love her anymore. At all.

Posted: Mar 21, 2007 at 6:13 am

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