• Britney Spears: “I love tanning because it’s my time to escape from the world.” Spears also listed “ditching her kids to have all-night benders in Vegas” as one of her preferred means of escape.
• The inconveniant truth about Larry and Laurie David is that their enthusiam for marriage vows has been curbed.
• Meanwhile, Amy Winehouse pushes her brand new husband into a hedge while screaming, “you always fucking do this!”
• Note to Dina Lohan: When Debbie Matenopoulos thinks you’re underqualified to be on The View, it probably means you’re doing something wrong.
• No makeup is definitely the way to go. Especially if you’re a gorgeous Hollywood actress with flawless skin.
• Slow work day? Then indulge your ears with this reggaeton ode to Barack Obama.
• Cameron Diaz may have found true love with her creepy, magician boyfriend.
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