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After Weeks Of Sleeping In, Prancing Around In A Too-Tight Bikini And Buying Hair Extensions, Britney Needs A Break

• Britney Spears: “I love tanning because it’s my time to escape from the world.” Spears also listed “ditching her kids to have all-night benders in Vegas” as one of her preferred means of escape.

• The inconveniant truth about Larry and Laurie David is that their enthusiam for marriage vows has been curbed.

• Meanwhile, Amy Winehouse pushes her brand new husband into a hedge while screaming, “you always fucking do this!”

• Note to Dina Lohan: When Debbie Matenopoulos thinks you’re underqualified to be on The View, it probably means you’re doing something wrong.

No makeup is definitely the way to go. Especially if you’re a gorgeous Hollywood actress with flawless skin.

• Slow work day? Then indulge your ears with this reggaeton ode to Barack Obama.

• Cameron Diaz may have found true love with her creepy, magician boyfriend.

Jun 5, 2007 · Link · Repond

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