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As previously announced, Kate Gosselin isn't just 40 years old now.

She's 40 years old and TLC is somehow going to air a Kate Gosselin birthday special because... well... we have no idea why this is happening.

Hey, remember Paris Hilton?!?

She had a sex tape a long time ago? She was the best friend, and actually the boss, of Kim Kardashian? She then got overtaken by her former personal assistant when the Kim Kardashian sex tape hit and when that star learned how to master social media.

Tara Reid lost a hand in Sharknado 2, but the actress doesn't think she's lost her ability to seduce. That much was made clear this week on Instagram.

The actress, whose body was recently slammed by Jason Biggs, posted the following two photos online, including with them a caption that reads:

The latest issue of O Magazine is covered by a very familiar face:

The Big O herself!

Kathy Griffin is known for making crude jokes and going to extreme lengths for attention ... sort of like the Joan Rivers of her generation, minus plastic surgery.

You can always count on good ol' Kath when it comes to parading around with Levi Johnson or pretending to fellate Anderson Cooper on New Year's Eve.

So Tara Reid went to the beach Friday, and the notorious hot mess actually looked ... more hot and less like a mess than usual. It's rather striking.

Paris Hilton is the latest star to pose provocatively for V Magazine.

In the same issue that features a hot Jennifer Hudson and a half-naked Lea Michele, the former A-lister tries to be all sexy by showing some nipple and cleaning a car.

For Cher, 67 is the new 27.

The legendary singer unveiled two new covers for her September 24 alnum, "Closer to the Truth," writing as a caption to one via Twitter that it features "Playboy Centerfold effects."

Pamela Anderson still has it and still very much wants to flaunt it.

Unfortunately, Great Britain does not want to see this veteran actress flaunt very much, as the nation has banned an Anderson ad and dubbed it degrading to women.

Ke$ha has posted a new photo to Twitter in which she removes her glitter...

... and nearly all of her clothing as well!

Just a few months ago, Tori Spelling had a lot more serious concerns than the numbers on a scale.

The actress nearly died soon after giving birth to her fourth child in August, spending four months on bed rest with a dangerous form of placenta previa.

Forget Magic Mike. Make room for... Magic Ian?!?

Ian Ziering - the long-ago Beverly Hills, 90210 heartthrob - has signed on guest strip on the Chippendales stage in Las Vegas.