333 Heroin Packets in Bra: N.J. Woman Gives New Meaning to “Drug Bust”
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA woman was recently arrested for having 333 heroin packets stuffed into her bra. No, her name as not Jenelle …
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Ace of Base: Nazi Past Revealed, Confirmed By Founding Member
Reading Time: 2 minutesDon’t turn around, Ace of Base fans. You may be disappointed to learn that Ulf Ekberg, one of the band’s …
Sunil Tripathi Found Dead in Providence; Missing Brown Student Was 22
Reading Time: 2 minutesA body pulled from the water just offshore in a Providence, R.I., park was that of Sunil Tripathi, a Brown …
World’s Oldest Hamburger: McDonald’s Beef Looks Unchanged Since 1999!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteUtah man David Whipple bought a hamburger at McDonald’s in 1999. Big deal, right? The extraordinary part is that he …
Pro-Gay Marriage Essay By Fourth Grader Goes Viral
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA fourth grader’s essay supporting marriage equality is going viral this week after a teacher posted a photo of it …
Rebecca Martinson, Insane Sorority Girl Email Writer, Resigns Over Controversy
Reading Time: 2 minutesRebecca Martinson, author of the insane sorority girl email that went viral last week and helped popularize the phrase “c–t …
Mile-High Flirting: Encouraged by Virgin America!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHow ironic. An airline called Virgin America has installed a new service in which it encourages passengers to get lucky. …
Redesigned $100 Bill: Actually Coming Soon!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe Federal Reserve will begin circulating a redesigned $100 bill this fall. October 8 is the expected release date for …
Mars Rover Channels Inner 12-Year-Old, Defaces Red Planet
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIs the Mars Rover defiling the Red Planet with lewd drawings? Take a look at this photo from Reddit and …
Best Man Fatally Stabs Bride in North Carolina
Reading Time: < 1 minuteGrisly news today out of Raleigh, North Carolina: Jonathan Broyhill (mug shot, below) has been arrested on multiple felonies after …