Gwyneth Paltrow: I'm SO EXCITED About Donald Trump!
Gwyneth Paltrow has officially lost our vote for "reasonable human."
JK, LOL, she never had it.
Kendall Jenner: Caitlyn Jenner Made Me HATE Women!
Kendall Jenner apparently isn't a Kardashian feminist ... or even anything resembling one.
In a Q&A on her app titled The Real Reason Why I'm a Guy's Girl, she talked about men versus women.
23 Reasons Why Women Should Not Vote for Donald Trump
Jaden Smith: I Used to Be a Vampire! No, Really!
Jaden Smith, perhaps the most bizarre celeb offspring in the entire history of bizarre celeb offspring, went and did his strangest interview yet.
In a sit-down with France's Numéro magazine, he discussed what it was like that one time he was a total vampire. Like, total.
Christian Rock Star Comes Out as Gay: Read His Moving Letter!
Trey Pearson is a Christian. And he's a rock star. And he's gay.
20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History
19 Times Donald Trump Proved He Hates Women Like It's His Job
Yeezus Speaks: 16 Pearls of Kanye West Wisdom
14 Times Donald Trump Has Insulted Women
Donald Trump Dominates GOP Debate: What Did He Say Now?
13 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President
NeNe Leakes: A Tribute in Quotes to End a Fabulous Era
29 Really Dumb Things Actually Said by The Kardashians
Kourtney Kardashian was once curious what it would feel like to stick a pickle up one's butt.
She also once clamored to shove a taco into a photographer's rear end.
Kanye West Lectures at Oxford, Says Lots of Crazy Stuff
Kanye West served as a guest lecturer at Oxford University yesterday for some reason.
But instead of examining the reasons why Mr. Kim Kardashian was selected for the honor, we're instead gonna delve into some of the more obscure... random... ridiculous... Kanye West-like quotes uttered by the star during his time on stage.
21 Awesome Tamra Barney Quotes: This Orange County Housewife Keeps it Real!
Whether you love her, or love to hate her, there's no denying that The Real Housewives of Orange County's Tamra Barney (Judge) can be a pretty funny lady.
She's sarcastic. She's bawdy. She's downright bitchy and out of control sometimes. And she's also not afraid to poke fun at herself when the moment calls for it.
13 Krazy Kim Kardashian Quotes: Kome Again?
George Clooney? Kim Kardashian would love to do him.
Barack Obama? That guy is really into change.
Khloe Kardashian Klassic Quote Kollection: Eff Me With a Dildo!
Ever seen Kim Kardashian on a talk show? She comes across like a scripted robot.
Ever heard Kourtney Kardashian say anything of interest? Neither have we.
KANYE-Fidence: 11 Pieces of Infinite Wisdom from Yeezus Himself
Kanye West refers to himself as Yeezus.
There's not much else one really needs to know about the rapper... other than the fact that he somehow wanted to marry Kim Kardashian.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes: 9 Classic Lines From the Reunion
Anybody who wants a master class in throwing shade needs to look no further than The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Those ladies can show you how it's done.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show (all FOUR HOURS of it) has gone down as one of the most-watched and talked about in the history of the franchise thanks to the insults and zingers being hurled in every direction. No woman was safe from the wrath of her co-stars.
President Obama Slams CNN, Fox News, Himself at White House Correspondents' Dinner
President Barack Obama took at his critics and also himself during a self-deprecating speech last night at the 2014 White House Correspondents' Dinner.
The Commander-in-Chief noted his waning popularity on multiple occasions, while also mocking CNN for its coverage of the lost Malaysian airplane and Fox News for its insistence that he's really from Kenya.
Joel McHale at White House Correspondents' Dinner: Who Got Zinged?
No one and nothing was off limits for Joel McHale at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night.
Emceeing at event previously hosted by such comedians as Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, the Community star took aim at Obamacare, George Clooney, Jessica Simpson, Paul Ryan and many others in a truly hilarious speech.
9 Quoteworthy Moments from the 2014 Academy Awards
The 2014 Academy Awards featured a number of noteworthy moments.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Quote Recap: Speaking Spanish, Smelling Like Oyster Stew
TLC aired another episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night and, don't worry, we watched it so you would not have to.
And we've once again jotted down the best/worst/most nauseating quotes from an installment that found the show's six-year old star trying to speak Spanish...