A little background for all you non-sports fans out there: the New England Patriots best the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX on Sunday.
It was a thrilling game that came down to the final seconds, and the Pats – justifiably jazzed that they pulled it out – have been engaging in some epic celebrations all week.
Quarterback and Uggs pitchman Tom Brady jumped for joy. Tight end and hulking bro-monster Rob Gronkowski chugged beer and offered vodka to a cop.
And star wide receiver Julian Edelman went the more traditional route by hooking up with a groupie or two – a fact we’re all now aware of thanks to his hook-up partner’s penchant for non-consensual selfies:
That’s Sabrina. She posted a post-sex selfie with Edelman while he was sleeping, and realized that’s the kind of behavior that will totally get you banned from the club.
Seriously. Some of Sabrina’s favorite nightspots told her she’s off the list so she contacted TMZ for an epically half-assed “my bad!”
“He passed out and I was bored I guess,” Sabrina says. “I was drunk and I made a mistake.”
We guess that about covers it. But don’t worry about Sabrina, you guys. She’s pretty sure she’ll be back in da club before you know it.
“I have definitely done my fair share of clubbing in Boston. I have friends who work there who say I’m still welcome. I don’t know if I’ll go out any time soon, but that’s my choice.”
Sounds like she learned her lesson. And that lesson is: leave the embarrassing social media posts about Patriots players to Gisele. She’s had years of experience.