There are a lot of ways to make yourself stand out on Twitter, but few will gain the sort of attention that comes with banging a hipster-bearded wide receiver just hours after he helped his team win the Super Bowl.
A woman identified only as Sabrina posted the above photo to Tinder this week with a caption reading, "Just f--ked Edelman. No lie."
Unfortunately, she didn't offer any details as to whether or not the pint-sized wideout lives up to his nickname of "Mini-tron."
So while Tom Brady jumps for joy and Rob Gronkowski continues to stomp around the nation like a drunken bro-hulk, Edelman has clearly decided to celebrate by finding holes and penetrating defenses, and who could blame him?
The whole world might be talking about Malcolm Butler's interception, Pete Carroll's atrocious play-calling, and Katy Perry's dancing shark, but Edelman had a pretty memorable night on Sunday as well.
One of Brady's favorite targets, Edelman had 9 receptions for 109 yards and 1 TD in the Pats' thrilling 28-24 victory over the Seahawks.
The dude certainly earned a one-night stand (which is what we're assuming this is), but maybe next time he should pick someone who's a bit more discrete.
Because while we don't know much about Sabrina, one thing is for certain: she should definitely be flagged for excessive celebration.
Update: Sabrina apologized! Guess she learned her lesson about non-consensual selfies.