Kim Kardashian has no appreciation for the past.
The reality star, who would be a complete nobody if not for her sex tape with Ray J, is trying to erase all memories of her birthday-suit related history. First, she made a stink about Playboy releasing never-before-seen photos from her 2007 pictorial.
Now, Kim wants a sex toy company to stop selling a doll that bears a slight likeness to her.
Can’t a lingerie-clad model messily eat a mayonnaise-soaked sandwich without Kim Kardashian making it all about herself?!?
Produced by Pipedream Products, the Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll is described as a “busty bubble-butt bimbo who’s had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken.”
We have no idea why Kardashian thinks this is in any way related to her and her love life.
But – like Kim propped against a wall and taking it from her latest conquest – Pipedream Products is standing strong. It tells TMZ: “The similarity between the Kinky Kim doll and Ms. Kardashian is purely coincidental.”
Seriously, Kim. Chill. Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. Somewhere, Miles Austin is firing up a video camera…