This just in: Holly Madison has a career!
It’s unclear exactly what this busty blonde does for a living, aside from prance around in skimpy clothing, but she told Life & Style that she wouldn’t be doing anything at all if not for her breast implants.
“Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am today,” Holly told the tabloid. “My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way.”
Is Madison a member of the Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame? You tell us!
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