Walking garbage pile David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 for one of his many bigoted rants against gay and trans folks.
In a new interview with Us Weekly, Jenelle Evans is finally addressing whether or not she plans to quit the show, too.
She shares her regrets about the show.
She also opens up about that scary 911 call, just a few months ago.
Crying into the phone, she told the operator that her husband had slammed her to the ground, injuring her.
Jenelle tries — and fails — to assure fans that David’s a totally nice guy, actually.
Take a look and decide if Jenelle has convinced you.
Is Jenelle going to quit?
David Eason got fired because he’s a huge raging bigot. Will Jenelle follow in his footsteps?
David is telling her to quit
“He said, ‘You should just leave,’” Jenelle shares with Us Weekly.
Here’s his advice
“He’s like, ‘Just do it while you can and get the income while you can,’” Jenelle elaborates.
Does she regret doing the show?
“It’s like 50/50,” Jenelle says of her decision to do Teen Mom. “Sometimes you regret it. Sometimes you don’t.”
But she doesn’t regret everything
“I’m glad that I filmed as long as I did so far,” Jenelle explains. “So people can look at my old episodes and maybe learn from my past and up to now.” We hope so, too. Jenelle’s entire life, right up to and including the present, is a checklist of what you should never, ever do.
As for the future …
“As for my future,” Jenelle admits. “I don’t know what it holds and I don’t know what I’m gonna be doing.”
She sort-of explains her future goals
“I would like to be more professional,” she says. “Get more professional jobs in the entertainment business.”
What does that mean?
While we’re guessing what in the world “more professional jobs” may mean, Jenelle names an example: “Maybe hosting.”
Hey, remember that scary 911 call incident?
We all heard the harrowing call when Jenelle cries to the operator that her husband, David, had slammed her to the ground and possibly broken her collar bone.
Here’s her (new) version of events
“We had friends over and we had a bonfire and I tripped over a hole,” Jenelle explains. “And me and David were in the middle of arguing about something.”
And then she “fell”
“I went and fell down,” Jenelle continues, adding: “David wouldn’t catch me.” What a charming relationship these two nightmares have with each other.
Jenelle says that the aftermath is all on camera
“And right after it happened, we filmed about it,” she shares. “And I was open and honest.”
Is Jenelle hiding being abused?
“It hasn’t aired yet so everyone’s like, ‘Oh, what’s Jenelle’s story? Oh, she’s hiding it.’ No, I’m not hiding it,” Jenelle claims.
She says she’s already proven that she’s okay
“CPS came to my house, they interviewed me, they know the story. My lawyer knows,” she insists. If anything, that sounds like an indictment of how powerless CPS is to protect people who aren’t ready to ask for help. Oh, and children.
Jenelle says the rest of us are in the dark
“Everybody knows,” Jenelle claims. “Except for the public.” Apparently we’re all gullible fools for believing the words she spoke on her 911 call.
If it’s all good, why did she cry on the 911 tape?
“Dude, I was drunk,” Jenelle says. “When I get drunk, sometimes I cry for no reason.”
Also she was crying because of the pain
“I mean, I was hurt, I’m not gonna lie about that,” she says. “Yeah I hurt my shoulder.”
But it wasn’t broken after all
“But,” she concludes. “I went to the doctor afterwards and it’s just a sprain and I was fine.”
So … that’s it, huh?
Jenelle hopes that fans will just take her at her word — this time, not on the 911 call — and pretend like it’s all good all of the time over on The Land.
Maybe the Teen Mom 2 footage will explain it
But we doubt it. If someone makes a 911 call and says that their large spouse, who had a protective order for domestic violence in the past, injured them, that is a literal cry for help.
Jenelle’s hoping that everyone will just forget about it
Hey, she got CPS to move on. Maybe she can pull that same wool over the eyes of Teen Mom fans by telling them any story she likes.