Yesterday, Tyga released the song "Pleazer," in which the 25-year-old musician seems to be graphically rapping about Kylie Jenner’s vagina.
We know he was spittin’ lyrics about rough sex with somebody, and since Tyga has been dating Kylie for almost a year, many assumed that lines like "licking her a–hole…vagina juice like orange juice in the morning" were referring to Kylie.
We’d like to take this opportunity to remind you that Kylie is 17 years old.
Anyway, to the surprise of absolutely no one, Tyga took a good deal of flak for rapping about his illegal sexual relationship with a minor, and though he has yet to respond to the backlash, T-Raw’s friends are already coming to his defense.
Rapper Boosie Badazz has come forward to claim that there’s no way Tyga could’ve been rapping about Kylie, as the song was recorded before he even started dating her.
As evidence, Badazz posted the below photo of himself in the studio with Tyga and Chris Brown in June of 2014.
When the only person willing to testify in your defense is named Boosie Badazz, you’re already in trouble, but we’ll go ahead and point out the many problems with this argument, anyway:
For starters, the song was recorded over a year ago and just released now?! What is this, the Jurassic World of hip hop tracks? Did the CGI take longer than expected?
And as for that photo – Chris Brown was in the studio but didn’t contribute anything to the song?
Well, we guess when you have two A-listers like Tyga and Boosie Badazz on a track any more talent would just be too many chefs. Now that’s sarcasm.
Last but not least – there’s the matter of Boosie’s guest verse. Particularly the line where he raps about how his homey "just stuck that Kardashian p–y."
We rest our case.