Ever pop one too many Quaaludes and wind up with your foot caught in the scissor door of your Lamborghini?
Probably not, but just such a #RichPersonProblem was depicted in the 2013 Martin Scorsese-Leonardo DiCaprio film The Wolf of Wall Street. And it seems it’s a dilemma that Scott Disick can relate to:
Both of the above pics are from Disick’s Instagram page. The one on the left shows him and Kourtney Kardashian getting into his new Lambo, with the caption, "White on white on white." (It doesn’t get any whiter than Scott Disick.)
The pic on the right shows Leo’s ‘Lude-fuelled slapstick in Wolf. Scott captioned it, "Nothing worse."
Granted, Scott probably identifies with Jordan Belfort, and this may have just been his way of reminding his followers (yet again) that he owns a white Lamborghini, but considering Disick’s struggles with sobriety have been well-publicized in recent months, isn’t the joke a little poorly timed?
Scott went on a bender in Aspen just last week, and sources say baby mama Kourtney has agreed to give him one last shot at staying off the sauce.
Kardashian family insiders say Kourtney has told Scott in no uncertain terms that if he drinks again they’re done, and she’s hardly being unreasonable.
Disick was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning over the summer and he bailed on rehab just a few days later.
"The Lord" (as he likes to call himself) might have a lot of fancy toys at the moment, but if he gets kicked to the curb by Kourtney he won’t be enjoying a such a swanky lifestyle for long.
It’s hard to be the wolf when your wife’s the one putting meat on the table.
