We’re coming to the end of Teresa Giudice’s first week behind bars, and the hilarious reports from Danbury Correctional Institution show no sign of letting up.
Yesterday, we learned that Teresa will be released two months early, but that still leaves about 13 months behind bars. And if she’s already having as hard of a time as reports indicate, it could be slow going.
“Teresa is not thrilled with the food,” an insider tells Radar Online. “It’s extremely bland. She’s been joking with family that she will be losing a lot of weight.”
The source adds that Teresa hopes to get a job in the kitchen, so that she can “improve the quality of the food.”
Yes, Teresa believes thousands of inmates were putting up with crappy prison food, simply because they were waiting for her to come along and spice things up.
Teresa’s other major complaint is equally inane:
It seems she’s upset that she’s not permitted to sport hair extensions during her time on the inside.
“Teresa has worn clip-in hair extensions for years,” says the source. “Her hair has been thinning for years, especially around the hairline. The extensions allow her hair to look fuller.”
We already knew that Teresa feared going bald in prison, but who knew her hairline was the problem?! If that thing gets any lower, she won’t be able to see. Maybe prison is just what this woman needs, after all!
Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see Teresa enjoy flavorful food and a full head of fake hair.
