Elon Musk might have hit the birth canal lottery when he was born into a fabulously wealthy emerald mining family in South Africa.
But with three divorces and 10 kids (that we know of) by three baby mamas, Musk has been incredibly unlucky in love.
Musk is a master of multi-tasking, which enables him to go through multiple breakups in less time than it takes normal people to start a single serious relationship.
For example, Musk got dumped by Grimes for the second time back in March, and he’s already enduring another messy breakup.
At this point, we’re starting to think the guy wants to move to another planet just so he can meet a woman who hasn’t already dumped him.
Anyway, if you were on Twitter at all this week, you might have seen pics of a shirtless Musk partying on a yacht in Mykonos, Greece.
It seems that Elon was trying to get over yet another breakup, having recently been dumped by 27-year-old actress Natasha Bassett.
Like so several of Musk’s exes, Natasha is an actress who’s much, much younger than him.
In order to ensure the optimal power imbalance, Elon usually selects aspiring starlets who have not yet hit it big.
Unfortunately for him, Natasha is enjoying a great deal of sudden popularity and acclaim thanks to her performance in Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis biopic.
Insiders say Natasha ended her relationship with Elon in order to focus on her acting career.
And it seems that Musk is not taking the breakup well.
In fact, according to a new report from Hollywood Life, the SpaceX founder has been “pleading” with Bassett to take him back.
“Elon was pleading with Natasha to get back together with him prior to taking off on this trip to Mykonos, but she kept shutting him down,” one insider tells the outlet.
Now, we don’t usually see candid photos of Musk enjoying his downtime.
The source suspects that Elon allowed himself to be papped while partying in Greece in the hope that the pics would make Natasha jealous.
“Natasha and those around her believe that Elon was trying to make her jealous by being photographed with all of these gorgeous women,” the insider says.
“But this did not make Natasha jealous,” the source continues.
“This type of behavior is one of the reasons that Natasha decided to end the relationship, and all this does is reassure her that she made the right choice.”
Yes, like his network of underground tunnels that was supposed to eliminate traffic in LA, it seems that Musk’s plan to make his ex jealous was a total bust.
Fortunately, the guy’s got plenty of distractions in his life.
In addition to the many companies he runs, Musk is a freakin’ father of 10 (again, that we know of)!
Maybe next time a 20-something actress dumps him, dude should spend some time with his kids instead of hatching a diabolical plot to win her back.