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Back in January of 2021, Armie Hammer became embroiled in one of the most bizarre celebrity scandals in recent memory.

The actor — who previously invoked such descriptions as “pleasantly bland” — was exposed as an adulterous party monster with penchants for cocaine and prostitutes.

The aspect of the scandal that most tabloids fixated on was Hammer’s cannibalism fetish.

Yes, it seems that the idea of devouring a fellow human was quite the turn on for Armie and he fantasized about feasting on the flesh of his side-pieces in graphic DM conversations.

Armie Hammer Toasts the End of 2020

Needless to say, that’s the sort of allegation that will seriously damage one’s prospects of returning to the screen as a leading man.

When you starred in a Disney movie with Johnny Depp, and he was the sane, sober one on set, something is seriously amiss.

So it should come as no surprise that Hammer’s career has seen better days.

Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer on Critics' Reaction to The Lone Ranger
Photo via Amanda Denton

But what is surprising is that Armie’s cash from all of those big budget studio films seems to have dried up already.

There’s evidence that Hammer is working as a concierge at a hotel in the Cayman Islands.

Word of this strange twist in the actor’s life was first made public by Muna Mire, a television producer who tweeted a photo of a flyer that allegedly advertises Hammer’s services.

“My friend’s parents went on vacation in the Cayman Islands and armie hammer was their concierge,” Mire tweeted.

“I’m still not over it,” she added.

“I am your personal concierge and am here to help you get the very best from your vacation,” reads the flyer that accompanied Mire’s tweet.

Armie Hammer Is Masked

From there, TMZ confirmed that Hammer has been living in the Caymans.

The site also published a photo of Hammer entering an office in khakis and polo, looking very much like a member of the hotel’s staff.

A witness told the site that Hammer has been spending long hours in one of the hotel’s offices and stepping outside for smoke break, seemingly another indication that he’s there for business, not pleasure.

Photo via Getty Images for IMDb

The image of the flyer quickly went viral, and Hammer’s lawyer has now issued a statement to E! News insisting that it’s fake.

Sources close to Hammer confirm that he’s living in the Caymans, but they insist that he’s a guest of the resort where he’s been staying, not an employee.

The insider speculates that the flyer was created by Hammer’s friends and sent out so several rooms at the hotel as a joke.

Obviously, that’s a lot of effort for an extremely random joke, but that explanation makes more sense than the idea that Hammer is somehow destitute already, when he was an A-list movie star just 18 months ago.

Then again, the disgraced star is going through a messy divorce from the mother of his two children and preparing to fight sexual assault charges that could land him behind bars.

Yes, folks, when it comes to Armie Hammer we’ve learned to keep in mind that literally anything is possible.