Kourtney Kardashian has just posted two of most seductive and sexy photographs that have ever appeared in the history of the Internet.
Do you think we're exaggerating?
Do you think we're just making a wild statement in order to bait our readers to click on this post?
Take a look at the images she just shared with the world, and we're pretty sure you'll have the answers to these burning questions.
Okay? Got it now?
We meant every word of our opening sentence, as you can now see for yourself. Try not to drool on your mobile device.
Kourtney is on vacation this week in Turks and Caicos, having written as a simple caption to these sultry snapshots:
a little fun in the sun.
We would wager that millions of people would love to have a little fun in HER sun, if you know what we mean!
What we mean is that they would love to just ravage Kourtney's incredibly body in every way known to man.
And woman, for that matter.
To complete her tantalizing collection of ridiculously hot pictures, the smoking hot 41-year-old mother of three enlisted one of her sisters.
Kourtney emerged from the water alongside Kim Kardashian and posted yet another eye-popping image for all to admire on Tuesday.
Here it is:
A week ago, numerous insiders confirmed that Kourtney is now dating Travis Barker, the heavily tattooed drummer for Blink-182.
Travis, who has two kids of his own, is a longtime family friend - and now may be the most fortunate human being on the planet.
He lives near Kourtney in Calabasas and has been well acquainted with her and the rest of the Kardashian crew for years.
The two know each other well.
At some point over the past month or so, their feelings went from friendship to fiery. And, we mean, can you blame Barker one bit?
"They've been dating for about a month or two," a source previouly explained to celebrity news outlet People Magazine.
There's no incidation of who made the first move, or what the catalyst was, but there are now certain benefits attached to the friendship:
"They've been friends for a long time but it's turned romantic."
"Travis has liked her for a while," a second insider has said.
Does this new romance with Barker have anything to do with Kourtney's ongoing influx of scorching hot bikini photos?
Is she flaunting her cleavage to the joy of her 100 million Instagram fans due to some newfound self-confidence?
We can't say for certain.
But we'd like to buy Barker a beer if he really is the reason she's feeling so good these days. He's earned it.
As for poor Scott Disick?
Who used to wake up every morning alongside this figure and now must stare at these images, insecure in the fact that Kourtney is going to Pound Town each night with someone else?
We hear that Disick is pretty upset about it.
And we don't exactly blame him.
Sure, he's got a hot teenage girlfriend of his own in Amelia Hamlin, but we all know Kourtney is the one he carries a torch for.
Sad for Amelia to have to live in that kind of shadow, but we imagine she'll come out of this relationship fine in a few months.