Meghan Markle is Doing Megxit Because She's Jealous of Kate, Claims Evil Half-Sister

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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are getting more hate than ever these days regarding their move to Canada and house-shopping in L.A.

But no one has hated Meghan longer or more fiercely than her evil half-sister, who says that Meghan harbors a sick jealousy of Kate Middleton.

Sam Markle

Devout racists in the British press love nothing more than to smear Meghan Markle, but it's more challenging with a willing mouthpiece.

Well, you won't find a more willing mouthpiece than Meghan's evil half-sister, Samantha Grant.

This week, she psoke to Daily Star Online, where she skewered her more successful, famous, and beautiful sister for their timing.

See, Meghan and Harry announced that they were leaving the royal family on January 8, just the day before Kate Middleton's birthday.

Whispering to Meghan

"Sad she would do that on Kate's birthday," Samantha viciously remarks.

She accuses: "I believe she was jealous of beautiful Kate."

"She could never compare," Samantha claims. "Kate is iconic!"

Samantha describes Kate Middleton as "perfect Queen material and lovely as a family member, especially as a mother."

Samantha Grant

Now, Samantha didn't stop at echoing sentiments held by many racists that Meghan is somehow less classy or beautiful than Kate.

She also attacked Meghan for allegedly striking a deal with Disney exec Bob Iger.

"The Disney move would have been fine if initiated after leaving royal roles," Samantha says, as if she'd ever approve of anything Meghan does.

She continues: "But seems inappropriate prematurely."

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Outta There

"And, disrespectful of royal protocol," Samantha whines.

You know what else is against royal protocol? Having family members yammering to every so-called journalist who is willing to pay them.

"It's like cheating on a spouse and giving a phone number for a dinner date before being divorced," she clumsily claims.

Fun fact: securing a new job before you leave your old one is not the same as cheating.

Samantha Markle on TV

Samantha accuses Meghan of having merely used the royal family as a stepping stone for the next phase of her career.

"She kept her agent and manager and might have landed a Disney deal," Samantha complains.

"It seems that the British royal family was a launchpad for high places that 'Suits' couldn't get her," she opines.

Right, because falling in love with Prince Freaking Harry, one of the most desired men on the planet for the past twenty years, is just so unlikely.

Mexiters

One can make the argument that Meghan Markle's awful dad simply blundered into spilling his guts to the press.

From that point on, some series of character flaws simply caused him to double down instead of shutting up and letting her live in peace.

The same cannot be said of Samantha Grant. When Thomas speaks, his dumb voice is filled with pain and indignation.

When Samantha speaks to the press, her words are filled with malice and spite. It seems clear that she knows what she's doing.

Samantha Markle

In real life, Meghan and Harry were clearly at their wit's end.

Meghan was clearly not enjoying royal life. It was not something that she pursued for herself -- she just wanted Harry.

Harry has been openly and vocally complaining about the burden of being born royal for a decade. It is the life that killed his mother.

He resolved tha it will not do the same to his wife or their child. There was nothing sinister about their announcement.

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