Malika Haqq has news to share that is equal parts exciting, unexpected and downright perplexing.
Here it is:
She's pregnant with her first child!
The reality star,
only best known for being close friends with Khloe Kardashians, confirmed the bun in her oven to People Magazine, sounding mostly psyched about the pregnancy by stating:
“I have always wanted to be a mother and it’s still a little bit surprising but I’m overjoyed!
I’m a very emotional person anyway, but this is another heightening of emotion … I feel really good about where I am in my life being pregnant now.”
As far as we know, Haqq is not dating anyone seriously.
She is choosing to keep her baby daddy's identity secret for the time being, with irresponsible social media speculation already wondering whether it could be Tristan Thompson.
Allow us to be the first outlet to shoot this rumor down, however.
Haqq has been nothing but supportive of Khloe ever since her ex-boyfriend was caught kissing Jordyn Woods, once saying of the latter:
"These hoes ain't loyal."
Back to the pregnancy at hand -- because there's a rather unbelievable aspect to Haqq's reveal.
She apparently discovered she's pregnant after partnering with Clearblue and monitoring her body for several months with Clearblue’s Advanced Digital Ovulation Test and realizing her period was three days late.
This is what Malika told People about it:
“I’ve taken Clearblue’s tests before … this was quite different. This was a morning where I was not expecting it to go a certain way … I saw ‘Pregnant’ and I was in shock.”
Yes, Malika Haqq just managed to shill for a home pregnancy test while confirming she's expecting.
That is seriously next leve, you guys.
Added Haqq, continuing to promote this brand:
I listen to my heart, and I’ve decided that the rest of my life will be the best of my life. I’m pregnant!
I didn't know when, I just knew one day. God said it’s my turn, and I couldn’t be more grateful for the little spirit that grows inside of me. I am yours, baby, and you are mine.
Thank you, @Clearblue for being a CLEAR and intricate part of the most important test result of my life. 2020 baby!
We're blown away by the marketing here.
Khloe, meanwhile, is simply blown away by the news, which we're gonna assume is real and not just a way for Haqq to team up with Clearblue for an advertising campaign.
“My baby is having a baby!! I am literally so so so excited!! Congratulations Mika!! I love you!!” wrote Kardashian, who is mom to 17-month-old daughter True Thompson, on Instagram.
Added Khloe in Haqq's Comments section:
“Congratulations Mika May!!!!! I am so beyond overwhelmed with love and happiness!!!!
"God is GREAT!!!! We are all so blessed!!!! I love you and baby madly.”
Over the years, Haqq has been romantically linked to Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter... Jersey Shore star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro ... and NFL player Adrian Wilson.
She most recently dated rapper O.T. Genasis.
There's a non-zero chance this pregnancy is merely a marketing ploy.