Miley Cyrus to Liam Hemsworth: Sorry, But I Needed Some New Dong! (And a Little Vajay!)

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By now, you've probably heard the news that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have separated after less than a year of marriage.

At this point, media outlets of every stripe have had their say, as insiders and unnamed sources continue to theorize about what may have led these two to call it quits.

Miley Cyrus and Her Ex

Obviously, the photos of Miley making out with Kaitlynn Carter have led many to the conclusion that Miley needed something Liam couldn't provide for her.

And based on the latest report from Radar Online, it seems that assessment might not be far off.

An insider tells the site that Miley put real effort into settling down, but in the end -- she just couldn't be tamed.

“She was bored in her marriage and she was bored in bed with Liam,” says a source.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth at that Gala

The insider adds that Miley did not keep her feelings to herself, but instead told Liam how she felt “many times.”

Though Hemsworth was “willing to change things up by bringing in another partner,” the source said Cyrus “needed more than that” and may have arrived at the conclusion that she's more attracted to women.

“She really did try her best to fit into this wife role at first, but she is just not ready to be a domesticated housewife,” the insider claims.

While the split apparently did not come as a total shock to Hemsworth, he was reportedly stunned by how quickly Miley moved on.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Together

According to the source, “heartbroken” Hemsworth “was completely caught off guard” by Cyrus' pics with Carter.

It seems Miley is also having a hard time with the separation, but she's receiving much-needed support from her siblings.

Her parents, on the other hand, are openly wondering if she made the right decision.

“Miley’s sisters support her and just want her to be happy,” the insider says.

Miley Cyrus with Husband

“Her mom Tish and dad Billy Ray are not quite there yet though," the source adds.

"They really love Liam, and Miley’s parents wanted nothing more than for her to have some children so that they could have grandbabies.”

As for the reports that Miley and Kaitlynn are dating, they appear to be bogus -- and that's probably a good thing.

Sounds like Miley should probably figure out some things about herself before she jumps into another relationship.

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Miley Cyrus Biography

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Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]