We know, we know -- you've heard this one before.
It seems about once a year, a bunch of reports surface about how Leonardo DiCaprio is totes serious about the model he's currently banging, and he might even be considering marriage.
(These reports usually pop up right around the time Leo has a new movie to promote. Weird.)
All that said, for quite some time now, we've been seeing signs that DiCaprio's relationship with Camila Morrone is more serious than his usual flings.
And now, reps for the actor have basically confirmed that these two are on the verge of settling down together.
These reps spoke to People magazine as anonymous insiders, but the fact that a piece about Leo's love life contains three separate references to Once Upon a Time In Hollywood sort of tells us all we need to know about who's pulling the strings here.
“They seem pretty serious,” says one
“It’s definitely not a casual relationship. Camila spends a lot of time at his house.”
Ooooh ... a lot of time at his house?
Considering DiCaprio and Morrone have been dating for over a year, and dude is in his mid-forties, that sounds like the slowest-moving relationship of all time.
But hey, we suppose most of Leo's previous models never even made it to the one-year mark.
As for the rumors the DiCaprio and Morrone are engaged, the sources stop short of confirming those reports.
Actually, they stop well short of confirmation, basically making it sound like Leo just started referring to Camila as his girlfriend.
“Camila is long known as Leo’s girlfriend," the insider says.
And Leo introduced her to both of his parents long ago."
Morrone is a model (duh), and half Leo's age (double duh), so she certainly meets his primary requirements.
The only problem is that as far as we know, Camila has not yet learned to manipulate the space-time continuum, meaning that there will come a time when she's no longer in her twenties.
No one can say for certain what will happen when that time comes -- but we can say Once Upon In Hollywood is coming to a theater near you this weekend!
Okay, so how does this work? Do we get a check from the studio now, or what?