Floribama Shore fans hungry for more drunken debauchery are eagerly awaiting the premier of the series’ third season.
The show will be relocating from Panama Beach to St. Petersburg for the upcoming season, in blatant disregard of the series’ title.
But if the cast’s arrest record is any indication, there’s still plenty of fun to be had in the new setting.
According to a TMZ report, series regular Nilsa Prowant was just arrested for exposing herself in public, and shattering a car window.
The arrest took place early Saturday morning, presumably after a wild Friday night of partying.
According to the arrest report, NIlsa flashed her breasts from a balcony, to a large crowd of onlookers below.
She then reportedly encouraged the crowd to take a look at her exposed assets.
At this point, cops reportedly told her to clear the scene, but Nilsa became "belligerent and erratic."
It seems like officers were prepared to let Nilsa off the hook as long as she took her drunken antics back home.
But of course, Nilsa was not done.
After being put into the back of the car that was to take her home, Nilsa allegedly flipped out.
She reportedly began kicking the rear driver’s side window until it shattered.
After this outburst, police decided they’d had enough, and arrested Nilsa for disorderly conduct and exposure of sexual organs.
The arrest report notes that Nilsa may have been under the influence… Wow, ya think?
Overall, the whole ordeal worked out pretty well for Nilsa.
Both of the crimes she was charged with are misdemeanors, and her bail was set at a measly $400.
She was released that same morning around 6:30 AM.
It’s almost like the whole incident was perfectly calculated to shock and excite viewers while minimizing any real-world consequences… Just sayin’.
Planned or not, the incident is sure to make for some pretty good TV.
These are the kind of dubious life choices that keep fans coming back each season.
Jersey Shore showed us what it’s like to live every day like it’s Mardi Gras, and that spirit is definitely living on in Floribama.
We can’t be sure yet if the cameras were rolling for this whole fiasco.
It’s unclear which, if any, of Nilsa’s Floribama Shore castmates were present during the incident.
So far, no one in the show’s cast have mady any public comments about the arrest or any of the night’s events.
But we know that season 3 is currently filming, and Nilsa was out for a Friday night on the town.
So, putting two and two together, it seems like there’s a good chance we’ll get to see a somewhat edited version of the arrest play out next season.
If that’s the case, we can think of this arrest report like something of a teaser trailer for season 3.
There’s no official premier date for the upcoming season yet.
In the mean time, we hope Nilsa will keep living her breast life.
But, y’know, safely and responsibly.