Mike Johnson was sent packing on this week's episode of The Bachelorette.
It was a heartbreaking development for the contestant, who straight up told Hannah Brown that he could picture himself proposing someday...
... only for Brown to NOT echo this sentiment and, consequently, NOT give Mike a rose after their one-on-one date.
A portfolio manager who lives in San Antonio, Mike followed up his rejection on the episode by Tweeting the following:
Jus saying, my future wife though... girl you ready for smiles, adventure, comfort, growth, honesty, laughter, me falling using my inhaler and kissing your stretch marks and imperfections.
He concluded by asking:
Where u hiding?
The answer, as it turns out, is: Hollywood!
Demi Lovato, who had Tweeted here and there about Mike during his Bachelorette journey, actually responded to this message, hilariously writing:
I'M RIGHT HERE MIKE I'M RIGHT HERE BOO MY MOM ALREADY LOVES YOU TOO.
The artist has openly crushed on Mike for weeks, as she watched Monday's installment via her Instagram Story as times and can be heard on there at one point saying of the aspiring husband.
“Swing me, kiss me! Boo boo."
She even wrote “Mike I accept your rose” in one of her Stories.
As far as we know, a celebrity has never dated a scorned contestant on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette.
But there's a first time for everything, right? We swear, we heard that once.
Lovato, who has mostly been laying low while she recovers from her near-fatal overdose last summer, is an avid and unabashed fan of The Bachelorette this season.
She's been cheering Mike on from the outset, while agreeing with everyone out there not named Hannah Brown is loudly trashing awful front-runner Luke Parker.
“Hannah, honey, do not trust him!!!!!!” Lovato captioned a clip of the dating series on her Instagram Stories last month.
She posted this note to Hannah after Luke declared his love for the show's lead; like two hours after meeting her for the first time.
“Huh?! How?!” she wrote in response to this L-Bomb dropping, adding: "I’m uncomfortable. I’m cringing."
She's also single. As far as we know, at least.
So there you have it, Mike Johnson.
We know you're in the running to be the next The Bachelor, but why bother going through that exercise? Why waste your time with potential wives who will yell and argue and make you feel so very awkward at times?
Demi Lovato is right here. And she's totally awesome.
We think you know what you have to do.