Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Disick Is My Soulmate!

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Well, we certainly didn't see this one coming.

After years of agonizing on-again, off-again drama, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick did the world a favor when they called it quits for good.

Kourtney and Scott Disick Throwback

We were skeptical at first, but they convinced us the breakup was legit when they each got serious with new partners.

These days, Kourtney appears to be single again, but against all odds, Scott is still dating Sofia Richie.

It was all enough to make you breathe a sigh of relief.

After a decade of unhealthy BS, it seemed Kourt and Scott were really dunz-o for good.

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But now, it looks like it might have all been just a cruel con job.

Why do we say that?

Well, it seems the Kard clan took a trip to Bali recently, and Kourt experienced a transformative moment with a healer.

For reasons that aren't quite clear, Scott still tags along on Kard clan vacays, and during the Bali excursion, this happened:

In case you're in an office or bathroom stall, or you simply don't feel like basking in the Valley girl vocal fry of the K-squad, we'll summarize:

Kim and Khloe got nothing from the healer, who apparently splashed water on them and sucked on their knees in what sounds like an A-plus prank.

Kourtney and Scott, however, experienced a watershed moment:

"The guy was basically saying that in a past life that we were together and that we're soulmates," Kourt told her sisters.

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"So, he was like, 'You have to decide if you want to be together or not be together.'"

Speaking for the entire global population, Kim replied, "Wait! What?" 

Part of Kim's shock, it seems, stems from the fact that she and Khloe's readings consisted of a whole lot of knee-sucking and not much in the way of profound revelations.

Kourtney, Scott in Love

"I'm surprised from Kourtney's recap because Kim and I literally got nothing emotionally from our reading," Khloe said in a confessional segment.

"We wanted it and we didn't even get that."

Frankly, we're surprised to hear her say that.

Getting your knee sucked on sounds vastly superior to being told you're meant to be with Scott Disick.

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Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kourtney Mary Kardashian