RHONY star Luann de Lesseps had one job.
Which was to complete her probation following her drunken altercation with multiple Florida police officers on December 23, 2017.
Luann could have faced jail time and multiple felony charges, but fortunately, she pleaded guilty to her three misdemeanor accounts.
As part of the reasonable deal, she was given one year of probation with a lengthy yet simple list of requirements and restrictions.
Ones that Luann seems to have completely ignored.
Here are most of the conditions on the list:
As reported by Starcasm.
1. Pay all applicable fines and court costs
2. Perform 50 hours of community service for any non-profit organization at a minimum of 10 hours per month
3. Attend 2 AA meetings per month
4. No possession/ no consumption of alcohol, or illegal drugs, with random testing at Defendant's expense
5. A letter of apology to Deputy Steven O'Leary
6. Attend a victim impact class put on by Mothers Against Drunk Drivers
Luann has paid all of the fines and court costs and she wrote her letter of apology to the officer before her sentencing.
It's just the rest of the conditions she is having a hard time remembering.
The Florida Department of Corrections filed a progress report last week with the update on Luanna's rather lazy progress:
The subject was ordered to complete 50 hours of community service at a rate of 10 hours per month. Per the subject's New York probation officer, she has only completed 25 hours.
The subject was to complete 2 AA meeting per week, per her New York probation officer she has failed to provide documentation that she is following the special condition.
Per New York, the subject is to use a soberlink device to determine the usage of alcohol and the subject has been noncompliant with the condition.
The subject has failed to complete a victim impact panel class as well.
The subject has been allowed unlimited travel and has used that as a reason to be noncompliant with her conditions of supervision.
The subject has been under supervision for a period of six months and has failed to complete or comply with any special condition that has been ordered.
Despite all of Luann's issues of noncompliance, the Florida Department of Corrections ruled that there would be "no further action required."
Luann is allowed to continue her probation in New York, with just a smack on the wrist.
Meanwhile, the reality star shared a picture of her enjoying the beach in Miami on Tuesday.
The 53-year-old does look amazing, but does she really think strolling through the sun will fix all of her problems?
They do say salt water heals everything.
As does a Mai Tai.